You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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