im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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