oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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