Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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