It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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