I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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