He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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