This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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