We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This house was built for laser tag.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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