Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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