The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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