he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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