Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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