did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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