Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I'm really busy with my period
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