Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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