Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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