The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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