We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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