my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
They took my balls.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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