Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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