he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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