We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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