After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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