i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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