Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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