had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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