I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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