addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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