She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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