the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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