Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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