im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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