the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My penis needs a shock collar
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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