whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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