i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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