Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Randomize
