She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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