a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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