The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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