piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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