Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
My vagina just recognized that song.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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