We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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