SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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