Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Bring me that man meat
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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