I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
no, he came in my armpit
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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