we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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