can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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