is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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