Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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