Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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