Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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