Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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