sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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