i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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