What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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