You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
