I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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