3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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